express newsflash from half-melted braincells

[floatingleaf]

Good news: Good the movie will be released on Region 1 DVD in September!!! *bounces*

Bad news: I am gaining weight gain, and I just don't have the energy for some strict meal control right now. I also don't have the energy to exercise, because it's freaking HOT and my air-conditioner doesn't work too well, and I cringe at the thought of doing anything that will make me sweat any more than I already do, thank you very much. *cringe*

News that could be either good or bad, depending on how you look at it: I am thinking of writing a loving, peaceful, happy, post-coronation Aragorn/Arwen/Legolas threesome fic. I'm not sure at this point how much bedroom activity might be involved, because me & het sex don't really go well together - but I just want to give everyone a happy ending. Possibly even with offspring included (see, it will NOT be a Mary Sue, because me & offspring don't go well together either... LOL). And I can't really make myself write mpreg - so it will have to be Arwen who brings forth the next generation. And maybe - just maybe - one or two of said generation will have surprisingly light-colored hair, and an incurable tendency to climb trees a lot. Just saying.;)

Of course, now that I couldn't resist blathering about it, my muses will probably take off into the sunset and the fic will never get written - so don't get your hopes too high (I am evil, am I not?...:P). I just felt like sharing this strange little trip my brain seems to be on. Whatever it might possibly imply (other than my feminist guilt for repeatedly cheating Arwen out of a husband... LOL).

And that is all for the time being. Good night.:)

Comments

[dissonant-dream.livejournal.com]

I must add Good to my list of movies-to-watch.

Ugh, I feel hot and fugly. This is when I dislike summer intensely. It makes me incredibly body-conscious.

My favourite sentence in this post is possibly the it will NOT be a Mary Sue *g* I also like the part about an incurable tendency to climb trees a lot. ;)

I struggle, because I want Aragorn and Legolas to be together but I want the happy ending too and that's pretty much impossible.

[floatingleaf.livejournal.com]

It makes me incredibly body-conscious.

Yes. Also, I never sweated so much when I was younger. Must be the approaching menopause... *cringes in dread*

I also like the part about an incurable tendency to climb trees a lot. ;)

I thought you might.;)

I want Aragorn and Legolas to be together but I want the happy ending too and that's pretty much impossible

I think that depends on how you look at it. Of course, no matter what happens, Aragorn still dies in the end - but I have this wistful vision in my head of the Valar being moved by their love and deciding to make an exception to the rules and somehow transport him to Valinor. A girl can dream, no?...

[illuins-lair.livejournal.com]

Tolkien never finished his revelationz... aka; he knew somewhere that he´d have to give it up to teh fangurlz..
yeah..? Smut was in the way...
I mean, what could he really do..?