the craziest post in ages

[floatingleaf]

OMG what is wrong with me.

I was supposed to go visit my parents today. Yes, I should probably be there already. But... it's been such a lazy day, and it got dark before I knew it, and it's cold and wet and snowing and just... no. Not going anywhere. Besides, if I don't go now, I don't have to tell them anything until next week...

Yes. I am a lazy ass, and a coward, and a most undeserving, ungrateful daughter. So what. That's how I am. *shrugs*

Yeah, it seems to be confession time for some reason. I had a most unexpected erotic dream last night. The "unexpected" part is that it involved Brad Pitt. Yes. Brad-fucking-Pitt. WTF?!?!????!? Seriously now, I would be much less surprised if I had dreamt about Angelina.:P Hell, who knows - maybe my subconscious sent out a call for Angelina and got Brad instead???:D You know, like the postman would sometimes mistakenly drop a letter into your neighbor's mailbox?... or something. Anyway - it was pretty explicit, and I know for sure I wasn't a woman. Yep. I was a guy. Not that it made much difference anyway, because I was flat on my stomach with my legs wide apart, and Brad was... oh well, you get the picture. It just seems that regardless of gender, I am always on the bottom.:P But that's a whole another, and maybe we shouldn't talk about it - to quote Viggo commenting on his famous kiss with Billy.;)

Speaking of which - WHY couldn't it be Viggo instead of Brad??? WHY, I ask???

I know what some people might say. Too much slash. It does damage the brain, apparently.;) And since Brad supposedly wants to play a gay part, my damaged braincells gave him one. Not that I ever thought much about it while awake. Don't get me wrong - I do admit the guy is attractive, and he was beyond cute in Interview with the Vampire (which was a gay part, if you ask me, btw ;) - but I NEVER ever fantasized about him "that way" for a split second. I swear I didn't. I didn't even picture him in a slashy context (except with Tom Cruise, obviously - but only in character). So yeah. Surprised isn't even an understatement.;)

Especially that having watched Y Tu Mama Tambien last night, I'd much rather expect to have a dream about Gael.;) Yep. Having said all of the above, I might just as well admit I am developing a serious crush on the boy.:) Why, oh why did they choose someone else to be Viggo's servant in Alatriste??? Viggo + Gael would be just... mmmmmmm. No, I don't even find words to describe it. *sighs*

Though, actually, describing it sounds like a pretty good idea.:P And no, I certainly wouldn't bear to leave Orlando out. Yes, it would have to be a threesome: Viggo & Orlando & Gael together...

But what am I saying? I don't write RPS. Not much of it, anyway.

Seriously, I don't.

But... Orli and Gael, performing a little show for Viggo's entertainment... *spontaneously combusts*

With Viggo joining in at some point, of course... *combusts again*

What the hell is going on??? Are my hormones on overdrive for some reason??? Is my menopause hitting early or something????? *cries for mercy*

*hangs head in shame*

*scampers off to watch a French lesbian flick - for balance :D*

Comments

[oceansecrets2.livejournal.com]

You can't tease us with that delicious little scenario and then NOT write it! I don't care if you don't write RPS ('not much, anyway...') - all the more reason to start, then!

*pants and taps foot impatiently*

[crimsonsenya.livejournal.com]

Oh my, oh my. The tricks our minds do to us! ;) It is definitely a sign for you to start RPS in order to get more pleasant actors to star in your dreams. Go on slashin, gal!