a funny quiz and some health-related musings

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Snagged from rainweaver13:

Your Score: Loner - ISFP

6% Extraversion, 33% Intuition, 33% Thinking, 26% Judging

Ahh...the sweet serenity. The utter perfection of all creation. The wondrous beauty of nature. The sweet sparrow singing along in the great orchestra we call life...

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? You're the type of person people always love to mock because they don't believe there's anyone ACTUALLY like you.

Do realise that you ostracise people with your behaviour or is it all subconscious? You're so quiet and reserved it's almost impossible to get to know you well, and when someone finally does, all you want to talk about is grace and beauty and harmony!

Ugh. Sure, you "genuinely care for others" and all that rubbish, but when it boils right down to the basics you take life far too seriously.

Throughout the entire test, I bet you were searching for "further clarification and hidden meaning" so that you might improve your pitiful life. And woe and behold if it betrayed your intense values system!

You need to STOP smelling the daisies. Believe it or not, logic does have a place in this world...imbecile.

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If you want to learn more about your personality type in a slightly less negative way, check out this.

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The other personality types are as follows...

Pushover - Introverted Sensing Feeling Judging
Criminal - Introverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving
Borefest - Introverted Sensing Thinking Judging
Almost Perfect - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving
Freak - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging
Loser - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving
Crackpot - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging
Clown - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving
Sap - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Judging
Commander - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving
Do Gooder - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Judging
Scumbag - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving
Busybody - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging
Prick - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving
Dictator - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging

Link: The Brutally Honest Personality Test written by UltimateMaster on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Why am I not surprised?... LOL.

I love the tone of this quiz, btw. Reminds me of my coworker Mike and his twisted sense of humor. He likes to play my shrink, you know.;) Keeps telling me that I take life way too seriously and think too much, and that I would have never opened my mouth, even to say hello, if he hadn't spoken to me first. Which is true.;P (I can totally spend a day at work without saying a word to anyone - it's happened on numerous occasions.) He also likes to imply, totally straight-faced, that he's on a mission to improve my pitiful existence.;) Whereupon I usually tell him what I think about people who presume to know too much about their fellow human beings. We basically insult each other all the time (in very refined and politically correct ways, of course).:D Thinking of a clever and funny retort to his verbal antics provides just enough mental stimulation to keep me from dozing off in front of my computer screen...

In other exciting news, I finally got the bill for my sleep study. EIGHT HUNDRED BUCKS. *sigh* Not that I am surprised or anything. At the beginning I was sort of afraid it might be more... but then a few months passed and nothing happened, so I began to hope that maybe the insurance would cover it somehow, after all. Well... no such luck. And the worst thing about it is that I didn't need the damn sleep study at all. All I needed was healthy food and just a tiny bit less flab on my bones. Seriously. The first five pounds down made the difference, I think. Of course, if I stay up past midnight, I will still wake up with a headache - but that's just because my body needs seven hours of sleep, and if I don't give it a chance to get that much, I have only myself to thank for the results. As for the constant tossing and turning, waking up five times a night for no apparent reason, rapid heartbeat and tense, uneasy dreams, though - lo and behold: THEY'RE GONE. And don't forget the migraines; the nasty, nauseating, frightfully intense migraines I used to have, randomly, every few weeks or so (and which rendered me useless to humanity for about 24 hours at a time). Well... I haven't had one since I started Weight Watchers. Bingo! So now I know where all the woe came from: lack of proper nutrients. Dehydration (yes, I used to belong to the 'why would anyone drink plain water' school of thought... *sigh*). Frequent, self-inflicted food poisoning. It really is that simple. I guess I wanted an easy solution, like being diagnosed with something and getting a prescription for a remedy that would solve the problem without any conscious effort on my part. But it doesn't work that way. So basically I paid the aforementioned $800 for my stupidity. Because switching to a healthier diet doesn't necessarily need to cost a penny...