my disturbingly inventive brain
Sep. 18th, 2005 01:36 pmI had the weirdest dream last night - or rather this morning. One of those huge, eventful, complicated dreams that make perfect sense while you're dreaming them, but seem completely absurd once you wake up. I don't even remember half of it, and the other half is too obscure to put into words. But there is just one episode I absolutely have to describe. It involved Viggo and Sean Bean. Yes, Bean. Now, anyone who knows anything about me knows that I am a Viggorli girl. 100%, exclusive.;) I don't even read Viggo/Bean (unless it's written by an absolute literary genius, like ![[profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
_cee). VigOrliBean, yes... occasionally (and I do have this Aragorn/Legolas/Boromir threesome PWP that I've been meaning to post one day... but that's completely off topic, now isn't it?:P) - as long as it's really Viggorli with a little Bean to spice it up.;)
Oh well. Anyway. So in this dream Viggo and Bean are lounging somewhere that looks like a hotel-room sofa, both dressed immaculately in very smart suits, drinking heavily. Straight from the bottle, which they are sharing between them (and no, I have no idea what kind of alcohol is in there). Then they sort of fall asleep in a tangle. Then memory fails me... no, really, I swear I don't actually recall SEEING them do anything - but the next scene I remember is Bean waking up, alone, sort of shocked to see that he is naked... except for his shoes. As well as - and I SWEAR I'm not making this up - a red Santa Claus cap on his head.
But that's not the end of it yet. Some time later in the dream Viggo and Bean sort of walk away together into the sunset (there is no actual sunset, but you get my meaning...LOL), dressed in those immaculate suits again, and Bean has a huge picture of Orlando - as Will Turner - pinned to his back.
Any ideas about a hidden meaning, anyone?
OK. LOLOL. I haven't had so much fun with myself in a long time.:D Must have been the awfully large and bright full moon last night... *shakes head*
There was also a vague lesbian episode in the dream, including me and a group (grope?...) of anonymous ladies... but that's neither new nor surprising, so no need to elaborate on that.:P
Anyway... my dreams are so utterly homosexual, lol. I love Viggo to tiny bits and pieces, but apparently I'd rather fantasize about him shagging Bean than myself. Oh well. What can I say?
Do I need therapy? *snort*
_cee). VigOrliBean, yes... occasionally (and I do have this Aragorn/Legolas/Boromir threesome PWP that I've been meaning to post one day... but that's completely off topic, now isn't it?:P) - as long as it's really Viggorli with a little Bean to spice it up.;) Oh well. Anyway. So in this dream Viggo and Bean are lounging somewhere that looks like a hotel-room sofa, both dressed immaculately in very smart suits, drinking heavily. Straight from the bottle, which they are sharing between them (and no, I have no idea what kind of alcohol is in there). Then they sort of fall asleep in a tangle. Then memory fails me... no, really, I swear I don't actually recall SEEING them do anything - but the next scene I remember is Bean waking up, alone, sort of shocked to see that he is naked... except for his shoes. As well as - and I SWEAR I'm not making this up - a red Santa Claus cap on his head.
But that's not the end of it yet. Some time later in the dream Viggo and Bean sort of walk away together into the sunset (there is no actual sunset, but you get my meaning...LOL), dressed in those immaculate suits again, and Bean has a huge picture of Orlando - as Will Turner - pinned to his back.
Any ideas about a hidden meaning, anyone?
OK. LOLOL. I haven't had so much fun with myself in a long time.:D Must have been the awfully large and bright full moon last night... *shakes head*
There was also a vague lesbian episode in the dream, including me and a group (grope?...) of anonymous ladies... but that's neither new nor surprising, so no need to elaborate on that.:P
Anyway... my dreams are so utterly homosexual, lol. I love Viggo to tiny bits and pieces, but apparently I'd rather fantasize about him shagging Bean than myself. Oh well. What can I say?
Do I need therapy? *snort*
