express newsflash from half-melted braincells

[floatingleaf]

Good news: Good the movie will be released on Region 1 DVD in September!!! *bounces*

Bad news: I am gaining weight gain, and I just don't have the energy for some strict meal control right now. I also don't have the energy to exercise, because it's freaking HOT and my air-conditioner doesn't work too well, and I cringe at the thought of doing anything that will make me sweat any more than I already do, thank you very much. *cringe*

News that could be either good or bad, depending on how you look at it: I am thinking of writing a loving, peaceful, happy, post-coronation Aragorn/Arwen/Legolas threesome fic. I'm not sure at this point how much bedroom activity might be involved, because me & het sex don't really go well together - but I just want to give everyone a happy ending. Possibly even with offspring included (see, it will NOT be a Mary Sue, because me & offspring don't go well together either... LOL). And I can't really make myself write mpreg - so it will have to be Arwen who brings forth the next generation. And maybe - just maybe - one or two of said generation will have surprisingly light-colored hair, and an incurable tendency to climb trees a lot. Just saying.;)

Of course, now that I couldn't resist blathering about it, my muses will probably take off into the sunset and the fic will never get written - so don't get your hopes too high (I am evil, am I not?...:P). I just felt like sharing this strange little trip my brain seems to be on. Whatever it might possibly imply (other than my feminist guilt for repeatedly cheating Arwen out of a husband... LOL).

And that is all for the time being. Good night.:)

Comments

[illuins-lair.livejournal.com]

In your case, it could be the meds. In my case, it's probably caloric indulgence and lack of exercise
Well, meds or not huh.. but it could also simply be because I´m too fucking lazy when being without the right company to invest my physical!activity-time with =/ I sorta hate to do it on my own without a proper reason even.

At least two pairs of flabby thighs provide a lot of cushioning, so there are no bones poking anyone in unexpected places
Definitely TENDER_LURVE there, dear... *hides under couch with u* - ultimately in that case, who fucking cares?
Next step (according to some book somewhere) is obviously to exercise togethahhh, for the sake of self-preservation somehow.

*books flight*

*gurglez*

[floatingleaf.livejournal.com]

Next step (according to some book somewhere) is obviously to exercise togethahhh

And what sort of exercise do you have in mind, prrreciousss???...;P

[illuins-lair.livejournal.com]

Now.. who´s being naughty, huhhhh??????!!! *thrums fingers desperately on deskvoard while trying to crawl inside computer*
Such. A. Tease.

[floatingleaf.livejournal.com]

Yeah... I'm very good at being a flirt and a tease - from a safe distance.:P

[illuins-lair.livejournal.com]

You are being your true self - tease or not...
though, we surely can´t escape each other...

[illuins-lair.livejournal.com]

I bet you are flirtier when push comes to show...

[floatingleaf.livejournal.com]

Not really, I'm afraid.;)

[illuins-lair.livejournal.com]

Nah - perhaps not; it really doesn´t matter, does it.. We are what we are.

[illuins-lair.livejournal.com]

deskvoard??
Damn, I want one of those! Kthanx.
My fingers seem to have a crush on the deskboard. Hale-fucking-lujah!

[floatingleaf.livejournal.com]

deskvoard??
Damn, I want one of those!

I thought that was just some weird Swedish sex toy...:D :D :D

[illuins-lair.livejournal.com]

I´m fairly sure it is...
*protects you*