Writer's Block: Everyday I write the book

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Well, that's easy: "Epic Fail".

In fact, I am writing it right now. Here in this journal. Which should probably be named "Epic Fail and Other Disasters", or "The Diary of a Persistent Loser at Life", or something to that effect. I could elaborate on the topic endlessly, but I lack the energy.

Oh, and I know it's Orlando's birthday today. I wish I could care.:/