what am I doing up at this time, anyway?

[floatingleaf]

Okay. Here's a Get-To-Know-Your-F-List meme that I stole from illuins_lair. If you are so inclined, copy the questions below and give me your answers - either in a comment to this post, or in your own journal. Feel free to skip any questions you don't like - I'd rather have just a few answers than none at all.:P

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
05) Favorite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain where.
09) Worst habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What eye colour do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
26) What's your favorite place to hang out?
27) Do you believe in ghosts?
28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29) Do you swear a lot?
30) Biggest pet peeve?
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
33) Favorite and least favorite food?
34) Do you believe in God?


My own answers for illuins_lair are :

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship? No. Unless you account for the fact that I am channeling a certain blond elf in my bedtime fantasies - in which case I have a very serious, committed relationship with a certain darkly handsome ranger.;P
02) What was your dream growing up? To not have to grow up at all. (I swear, Marianne, I am not copying your answer - we really are that alike.:D)
03) What talent do you wish you had? Writing. I mean REAL writing - with original characters, plot, the works. I really wish I had that, and I don't.
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be? Something sweet and fruity.
05) Favorite vegetable? Red onion, I think. Or garlic, since I toss incredible amounts of it into everything I cook.
06) What was the last book you read? Night's Sorceries by Tanith Lee. Gorgeous stuff. I am totally awed by what this woman does with language.
07) What zodiac sign are you? Pisces. With Virgo rising, and a Gemini moon. Can't you tell? :D
08) Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain where. Naaah. I don't enjoy pain.:P
09) Worst habit? Staying up too late, and spending too much time glued to the computer. I keep trying to change that, but... um... you know. *shifty eyes*
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? Sure, doll. But I've got to warn you - my vehicle isn't particularly impressive. You might actually prefer to walk than be seen in such a rusty pile of old metal scraps.:D
11) What is your favorite sport? Sport? What's that? Oh, I like to watch figure skating sometimes. Or used to, when I still had access to a TV. Looong ago. *shrug*
12) Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude? That depends on my mood.:P
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? Talk about hot elves, 'power bottoms' and all that other fascinating stuff. You know what I mean.:D
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you? Having to spend an entire week in the company of someone who had just dumped me AND someone I happened to be in love with - while they were having an innocent little fling with each other (more innocent, actually, than I thought at the time, but no one saw fit to inform me of that until much later). And feeling obliged to pretend (very poorly, I'm sure) that I was having a great time - for the sake of kind, clueless strangers whose hospitality we were all utilizing for the duration.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you. I don't own a TV set, and I am not planning on getting one anytime soon.
16) Do you have any pets? No. Unless you count the squirrel family that lives on my windowsill (long story, lol).
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? There would be some high-pitched squeeing, I'm sure.;P
18) What was your first impression of me? A beautiful mind.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary? Neither. They are annoying.:P
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? Strangely enough, I think I would be perfectly happy if my looks simply went back to what they were 10-15 years ago. Except for the boobs - I'd keep those, since I didn't have any back then.:P
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? That would depend on the crime.;)
22) What eye colour do you have? Blue.
23) Ever been arrested? Nope.
24) Bottle or can soda? Neither. Water or tea, please.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? Get a new car, before I have to spend another few hundred to fix the old one.:/
26) What's your favorite place to hang out? At home. Where else? *shrug*
27) Do you believe in ghosts? Depending on how you define them, I might.
28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Reading. Fiction, fanfiction, blogs, news, social commentary - anything that keeps the brainwheels turning. Reading is like breathing. I couldn't exist without it.
29) Do you swear a lot? No more than the average person, I suppose.
30) Biggest pet peeve? Commercials. Especially ones that flash or start talking to you with no warning. Like I said above, I don't have a TV - but even online commercials have become obnoxious lately, and it really gets on my nerves sometimes. *growls*
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself? Introspective.
32) Do you believe/appreciate romance? Absolutely.
33) Favorite and least favorite food? Favorite? Sushi, I think. Least favorite? I don't know. Possibly that staple of American 'cuisine', The Hamburger - I have never been able to see its appeal.:P
34) Do you believe in God? In a way, yes. Not necessarily under that particular name, though. In other words: in God, yes; in institutionalized religion - certainly not.

Comments

[illuins-lair.livejournal.com]

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

(ok, I have to read it now!)

lol

*dorky!smiles and squee´s some more in advance*

[illuins-lair.livejournal.com]

*dances around you in crazy outfit while hyperventilating from uber-squeeage*

(I´m really normal, I swear)
*boyscout!salute*

I didn´t exactly know how to stop myself so... *shrugs*

1) LOL *has no clue what you mean* omg!heartsparkleness *lmao-gurgle* Channeling eh? *ranger!growl*
2) *draws brain!twin-hearts on screen*
3) Real writing? You mean there are other realities than those poured into fanfiction? *shocked face* Your writing is art whatever you think of it and just as real anyway. It´s just the genre that has yet to be different.
4) *mixes fruitcoctail and adds sparkly umbrella*
*places you by the swimmingpool for foot massage while nightbreeze caresses your cheek*
*OMGF!I.Need.A.Vacation*
5) Woot! Garlic!
6) *adds to reading-list*
7) Yep. And since I´m shameless I totally googled: http://www.findyourfate.com/compatibility/pisces-taurus.html
8) *takes the pain for both then OMG!TATTOO!PORN*
9) Yay for night-owling! Minds work the best in the dark hours, don´t you think? *moongazes*
10) I´m a hippie sweetheart! I happen to like rusty piles of old metal scraps *draws flowers and sparkly!Unicorns on it and it´s all good to go* (naturally I also like when the rusty piles do start..but we can hug it and convince it with sweet words. Yeah, or go straight for the kill and sexx it all up untill it spins and roars and stuff! Can work?)
11) WOOT!! *hands up for a tiny bit of figure skating* (I wonder when reading would be classified as a sport btw?)
12) twocolored flowers knows the secret balance of darkness and light
13) *MY SPARKLES HAS RUNNETH OVER*
(*opens champagne*)
14) Oh god... I was going to say something like THAT MUST HAVE SUCKED LIKE A SUCKER WHO SUCK THINGS but I wasn´t sure what I meant. So I´ll go more for: A week in Purgatory doesn´t equal rest of life in Hell. And I haven´t a.fucking.clue. what I really mean with that either. So I´ll add: Where the fuck was the sparkly Unicorn at the mo? One whistle, just one.. *wrestles with shiny armour and practices Strider!pout in mirror*
Um.
"Damn those traps of painful emotions." Yeah.
15) Nope. No weirdness there, that´s for sure. (unless they start broadcasting straight from Middle Earth, savvy?)
16) That´s a meet cute! (You did get the squirrel-lurving!gift, right?) *bites nails*
17) *highpitchedsqueeage* (must find my elf-ears!)
18) *falls into heartmelted puddle* That´s.. possibly one of the nicest compliments ever. *sniffles*
19) Yeah, like "get a real job!" =P

(CAPSLOCK!LOL - i have to post this split up in 2 cos it´s too big! I´ll call Freud any day, just sayin..)

[illuins-lair.livejournal.com]

I have no life, ok... =P

20) LOL Boobs are a keeper! "Time is a bitch on the complexion but puts wisdom in the wrinkles.." (yeah! I actually invented a proverb! OMG!I`M GONNA BE FAMOUSSSS!!!)
21) *has helpful image of Thelma&Louise running in my head* Will have to be something incredibly sexy and for a good cause then. The unicorn takes us wherever we want and fast! *whistles sekkrit unicorn-signal*
22) *swims*
23) Well, that can be easily arranged.. *innocent look*
24) the "tea-after-meals-girl" =)
25) Sparkly? *hopes*
26) Home is where the elf is *omg I can´t believe I actually said that* (yeah I´m all switched on elf!mood tonight...*g*)
27) The elvish ones perhaps.. *closes eyes and smiles*
28) "Reading is like breathing. I couldn't exist without it." I think you stole my breath with this. *gasps*
29) *ponders how much an average person swears and has no fucking idea* (*adds 26 Fuck´s for good measure*)
30) Fuck yeah! Hate commercials too. But you knew that already didn´t you? Since you have access to my brain and that. "Buy This, Buy That" GODDAMNIT i´M NOT BUYING SHIT only because of it, *stomps foot like 5-year-old*
(well I do of course buy things but I don´t trust some commercials to tell me what.)
*though I approve of any homoerotic adverts coming my way but that´s for the visual pleasure only. It´s not like I can buy those I mean. Which is such a shame really. *designs imaginary heaven and has now totally lost the point here*
31) *hands you looking-glass and camera for journey* (and Indiana Jones´hat)
32) Elf!heart... Ranger!Treat
33) *Gollum-sings & adds sushi to list of things to eat before retirement cos I´m one of those who never tried even the tiniest little whiff*
34) Simply put: Yes. (and I was going to add Thank god, but it didn´t really fit, so scratch that ok)

*looks into mirror*

Perfectly sane.

[illuins-lair.livejournal.com]

And to this insane post I´d also like to add:

18) The sparkle-effect:

..meaning I was all like Whoo!Wanna know!Wait!What?*mindgasm*OMG!I´m really stalking her/It´s ok she stalks me back/*sparkle*/insane! Connection!Woot!LOL!Squee!Channeling!Powerbottoming!AU-lovers!*halo*

(I should clearly work on my poetic side a bit)