what am I doing up at this time, anyway?

[floatingleaf]

Okay. Here's a Get-To-Know-Your-F-List meme that I stole from illuins_lair. If you are so inclined, copy the questions below and give me your answers - either in a comment to this post, or in your own journal. Feel free to skip any questions you don't like - I'd rather have just a few answers than none at all.:P

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
05) Favorite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain where.
09) Worst habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What eye colour do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
26) What's your favorite place to hang out?
27) Do you believe in ghosts?
28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29) Do you swear a lot?
30) Biggest pet peeve?
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
33) Favorite and least favorite food?
34) Do you believe in God?


My own answers for illuins_lair are :

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship? No. Unless you account for the fact that I am channeling a certain blond elf in my bedtime fantasies - in which case I have a very serious, committed relationship with a certain darkly handsome ranger.;P
02) What was your dream growing up? To not have to grow up at all. (I swear, Marianne, I am not copying your answer - we really are that alike.:D)
03) What talent do you wish you had? Writing. I mean REAL writing - with original characters, plot, the works. I really wish I had that, and I don't.
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be? Something sweet and fruity.
05) Favorite vegetable? Red onion, I think. Or garlic, since I toss incredible amounts of it into everything I cook.
06) What was the last book you read? Night's Sorceries by Tanith Lee. Gorgeous stuff. I am totally awed by what this woman does with language.
07) What zodiac sign are you? Pisces. With Virgo rising, and a Gemini moon. Can't you tell? :D
08) Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain where. Naaah. I don't enjoy pain.:P
09) Worst habit? Staying up too late, and spending too much time glued to the computer. I keep trying to change that, but... um... you know. *shifty eyes*
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? Sure, doll. But I've got to warn you - my vehicle isn't particularly impressive. You might actually prefer to walk than be seen in such a rusty pile of old metal scraps.:D
11) What is your favorite sport? Sport? What's that? Oh, I like to watch figure skating sometimes. Or used to, when I still had access to a TV. Looong ago. *shrug*
12) Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude? That depends on my mood.:P
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? Talk about hot elves, 'power bottoms' and all that other fascinating stuff. You know what I mean.:D
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you? Having to spend an entire week in the company of someone who had just dumped me AND someone I happened to be in love with - while they were having an innocent little fling with each other (more innocent, actually, than I thought at the time, but no one saw fit to inform me of that until much later). And feeling obliged to pretend (very poorly, I'm sure) that I was having a great time - for the sake of kind, clueless strangers whose hospitality we were all utilizing for the duration.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you. I don't own a TV set, and I am not planning on getting one anytime soon.
16) Do you have any pets? No. Unless you count the squirrel family that lives on my windowsill (long story, lol).
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? There would be some high-pitched squeeing, I'm sure.;P
18) What was your first impression of me? A beautiful mind.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary? Neither. They are annoying.:P
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? Strangely enough, I think I would be perfectly happy if my looks simply went back to what they were 10-15 years ago. Except for the boobs - I'd keep those, since I didn't have any back then.:P
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? That would depend on the crime.;)
22) What eye colour do you have? Blue.
23) Ever been arrested? Nope.
24) Bottle or can soda? Neither. Water or tea, please.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? Get a new car, before I have to spend another few hundred to fix the old one.:/
26) What's your favorite place to hang out? At home. Where else? *shrug*
27) Do you believe in ghosts? Depending on how you define them, I might.
28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Reading. Fiction, fanfiction, blogs, news, social commentary - anything that keeps the brainwheels turning. Reading is like breathing. I couldn't exist without it.
29) Do you swear a lot? No more than the average person, I suppose.
30) Biggest pet peeve? Commercials. Especially ones that flash or start talking to you with no warning. Like I said above, I don't have a TV - but even online commercials have become obnoxious lately, and it really gets on my nerves sometimes. *growls*
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself? Introspective.
32) Do you believe/appreciate romance? Absolutely.
33) Favorite and least favorite food? Favorite? Sushi, I think. Least favorite? I don't know. Possibly that staple of American 'cuisine', The Hamburger - I have never been able to see its appeal.:P
34) Do you believe in God? In a way, yes. Not necessarily under that particular name, though. In other words: in God, yes; in institutionalized religion - certainly not.

Comments

[illuins-lair.livejournal.com]

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

(ok, I have to read it now!)

lol

*dorky!smiles and squee´s some more in advance*

[illuins-lair.livejournal.com]

*dances around you in crazy outfit while hyperventilating from uber-squeeage*

(I´m really normal, I swear)
*boyscout!salute*

I didn´t exactly know how to stop myself so... *shrugs*

1) LOL *has no clue what you mean* omg!heartsparkleness *lmao-gurgle* Channeling eh? *ranger!growl*
2) *draws brain!twin-hearts on screen*
3) Real writing? You mean there are other realities than those poured into fanfiction? *shocked face* Your writing is art whatever you think of it and just as real anyway. It´s just the genre that has yet to be different.
4) *mixes fruitcoctail and adds sparkly umbrella*
*places you by the swimmingpool for foot massage while nightbreeze caresses your cheek*
*OMGF!I.Need.A.Vacation*
5) Woot! Garlic!
6) *adds to reading-list*
7) Yep. And since I´m shameless I totally googled: http://www.findyourfate.com/compatibility/pisces-taurus.html
8) *takes the pain for both then OMG!TATTOO!PORN*
9) Yay for night-owling! Minds work the best in the dark hours, don´t you think? *moongazes*
10) I´m a hippie sweetheart! I happen to like rusty piles of old metal scraps *draws flowers and sparkly!Unicorns on it and it´s all good to go* (naturally I also like when the rusty piles do start..but we can hug it and convince it with sweet words. Yeah, or go straight for the kill and sexx it all up untill it spins and roars and stuff! Can work?)
11) WOOT!! *hands up for a tiny bit of figure skating* (I wonder when reading would be classified as a sport btw?)
12) twocolored flowers knows the secret balance of darkness and light
13) *MY SPARKLES HAS RUNNETH OVER*
(*opens champagne*)
14) Oh god... I was going to say something like THAT MUST HAVE SUCKED LIKE A SUCKER WHO SUCK THINGS but I wasn´t sure what I meant. So I´ll go more for: A week in Purgatory doesn´t equal rest of life in Hell. And I haven´t a.fucking.clue. what I really mean with that either. So I´ll add: Where the fuck was the sparkly Unicorn at the mo? One whistle, just one.. *wrestles with shiny armour and practices Strider!pout in mirror*
Um.
"Damn those traps of painful emotions." Yeah.
15) Nope. No weirdness there, that´s for sure. (unless they start broadcasting straight from Middle Earth, savvy?)
16) That´s a meet cute! (You did get the squirrel-lurving!gift, right?) *bites nails*
17) *highpitchedsqueeage* (must find my elf-ears!)
18) *falls into heartmelted puddle* That´s.. possibly one of the nicest compliments ever. *sniffles*
19) Yeah, like "get a real job!" =P

(CAPSLOCK!LOL - i have to post this split up in 2 cos it´s too big! I´ll call Freud any day, just sayin..)

[floatingleaf.livejournal.com]

OMG where do I start?... LOL

*morphs into the elf and pounces on the ranger*

Ahem... yeah. That compatibility thing... it did not surprise me. One of my exes was a Taurus. The one I had the GOOD, peaceful relationship with.:D

(You did get the squirrel-lurving!gift, right?) *bites nails*

OMG yes, it was awesome, and your note totally made me sparkle.:) <3333333 I meant to say thank you, but you can't reply to those gift-attached messages, and then I was replying to all your other comments and somehow got sidetracked by power!bottoming elves and all that. *blushes* Very distracting stuff, you know.:P

I´ll call Freud any day

Fuck Freud. Btw, I heard a rumour that Viggo was being considered for the role of Freud in some kind of biopic or something. Just a rumour, you know. I'm not sure how I feel about it. I think I am quite disturbed by the concept of finding Freud sexy.:P

[illuins-lair.livejournal.com]

Why am I doing things in reverse? well, anyway..

*cuddles gently morphed!elf and hopes the ranger took the yearly bath*

I never met watersign-people in this sense, and I never dated a Pisces. I usually kill myself with unconsiously ignoring astrology all along and then seeing the obvious mishaps and personality-glitches... backwards. (In this sense I should be Cancer right?)

Oh, and what does it mean; "With Virgo rising, and a Gemini moon." ? I don´t know much about these things, though I find them very interesting.

Good you got the squirrel-lurving *sparklesnogsies* somehow got sidetracked by power!bottoming elves and all that. *mumbles a bit embarrassed and bats eyelashes*
*then pouts shamelessly*

Um.. yeah I read that somewhere too! I don´t think I´ll fuck Freud anyday soon but maybe we should have to rethink it if Vig is going to Freud up (lol)

What am I talking about anyway?

Omg no.. *looks in appendix* You should not lie with other than rangers! *possessive smirk*

(oh and it reminds me out of nothing that I should have to watch The Road. Have u seen it?)

[floatingleaf.livejournal.com]

hopes the ranger took the yearly bath

LOL. Sorry, ranger - I don't think a YEARLY bath would be enough. Elves are fastidious, you know. Prepare to just be unceremoniously dunked under a waterfall if you are not up to the expected cleanliness standard.:P

what does it mean; "With Virgo rising, and a Gemini moon." ?

Let me warn you first that I'm not an expert either; I just did some very eclectic reading on astrology at some point in my life - quite a few years ago, in fact... *mumbles incoherently*

Your "rising" sign is the constellation that was crossing the eastern horizon of your birthplace at the exact moment you were born. Or something like that. Anyway, the rising sign changes every 4 minutes, so even twins could have different rising signs (while everything else in their horoscopes would be pretty much the same).

Personality-wise, the rising sign describes the outward aspect of your self - or the way other people see you. The most dominant aspect of your horoscope is, of course, the sun sign (which is really the only part of astrology most people know about, lol) - but the rising sign can be just as important, especially as you mature (the sun sign - your "true self" - tends to step back later in life and let the "outward appearance" take over; and I find that part very intriguing, since it's totally happening in my case, I think).

There are also the signs occupied by the moon and all the other planets at the moment of your birth - all together, it's a vastly complex picture, and totally unique for everyone (so whoever says astrology is simplifying people simply doesn't know shit about it ;P). But, to cut a long story short, the three most crucial elements would be the sun sign, the rising sign and the moon sign. The moon sign describes emotions, inner life, the most basic, instinctive reactions etc. The kind of stuff that is so obvious to you it seems pointless to try to explain it to other people - except, to someone else, the same obvious stuff can be totally different, lol. I suspect that my obsession with words, languages, exotic cultures and the internet has a lot to do with my Gemini moon - as well as my tendency to ramble endlessly, go off on tangents and always try to read/write/do several different things at the same time.:P

My rising Virgo means I can be terribly anal-retentive (*ahem*) and get VERY UPSET if you rearrange some silly little trinkets adorning my bookshelf, for example. But it also means I can be perfectly happy with the most boring, detail-oriented job in the world - as long as it doesn't interfere with my inner brain-life, which is a neverending AU of epic proportions (that's the Pisces part, though :P).

Anyway... as you can see, I could go on forever, but I'm afraid there is some limit on comment length, right?... *pouts*

Vig is going to Freud up (lol)

It's been confirmed OMG!!! And it's a Cronenberg movie!!! You know, Viggo and David Cronenberg are a match made in hell. *excitedly rubs hands together* :D

You should not lie with other than rangers!

Who said that?... *looks around wide-eyed* :D :D :D

I should have to watch The Road. Have u seen it?

Oh yes. Twice so far (because I'm getting the DVD as soon as it comes out). I made a post about it, I'll find it and send you the link, because now I really have to end this comment.:/

[floatingleaf.livejournal.com]

Now I am being totally schizophrenic, replying to myself.:)

But here's my post about The Road:

http://floatingleaf.livejournal.com/164328.html#cutid1

There's an online "behind the scenes" featurette available somewhere, I have the link in my inbox - remind me to look for it if you're interested.:)

[illuins-lair.livejournal.com]

The funny thing was that I saw the The Road-post just moments after I posted. (that doesn´t really make sense but ok)Cuz I´m kind of working myself through (stalking.com) your journal (and would also like to wave a Yay!flag at.. uh.. almost EVERYTHING)

What I wanna say is; I still have to read the book, I´m waiting for my turn after my parents have finished passing it between them. And so.. I can´t read your post until after. =D

Yep. That made sense. In some way. Forgive me, it´s 3am.

*will maybe sneakpeek anyway*

[floatingleaf.livejournal.com]

I´m kind of working myself through (stalking.com) your journal (and would also like to wave a Yay!flag at.. uh.. almost EVERYTHING)

OMG you're REALLY stalking me... LOL *hearts & hearts & hearts* :D

Mind if I do the same?...;)

Also, THANK YOU for the sugary elf!!!... *squishes to within an inch of your life* I knew right away it wasn't a bunny, because, well, OTHER creatures have perky ears too.;D

I still have to read the book

I haven't either, though I bought it as a birthday gift for a friend. I usually stay away from the very apocalyptic literature - depressing movies are easier to cope with, somehow. And, of course, I wouldn't miss out on Viggo's acting for anything in the world. He really is THE BEST, and the Oscars can go screw themselves for overlooking him this time. *turns her back on Hollywood*

[illuins-lair.livejournal.com]

OMG you're REALLY stalking me Yes, well I seem to have a stalkative nature.. *blushes and hides behind a pillow* Though I feel bad about not leaving comments - but that is me getting intimidated by subjects that I really am interested in, but can´t rely on my english to express it with and it frustrates the fuck out of me. That´s the main reason. The other reason is that I these past weeks have been so tired that I mostly just used the short moments of awakeness to scroll through and savor your posts, not like I didn´t have anything to say but because I have been passive and on low level-energy. Some days I would drag myself from bed to your journal and scroll back a few years, to get a clearer picture of who you are. Also, I think you should know that your comments have pulled me up from bed more than once because they are of great amusement and joy to me. Ahem.. yep. *buries blushing face inside pillow*


I doubt you´ll find the same depth over at my journal as in here - the way you write about things is far beyond my skills. I tend to not put into print.. or not finding the right expressions to put my innermost thoughts into print.. whatever.. I just seem to ramble about nothing and everything; again feeling limited by the language, but it takes me forever trying to express things, and I find myself tire on the way to get there which is a pity. I would rather like to get the thoughts written down and clarified, than to keep them all locked up in my head. Maybe one day… *much needed headdesk*

OTHER creatures have perky ears too. Haha.. I totally think they should make elf-candy…it´s good business! *pouts*

I usually stay away from the very apocalyptic literature - depressing movies are easier to cope with, somehow. Know exactly what you mean. I usually don´t read these kind of books… I just thought it was y´know… good to.. I don´t know, maybe I should just watch the movie then.. *bites nails* Oh, I get totally angsty over this thing now and I haven´t even opened first page yet. *hides book* It scares me also because my father told me it was.. a very unpleasant feeling reading it. Oh god, I think I probably don´t even dare to watch the movie. *tries to convince self* Uh. My fragile heart and all…
I would probably feel much better watching a less apocalyptic Orlando-movie. Yes. (and I did re-watched Kingdom of Heaven the other day and had a few Orligasms… *quivers*)

[illuins-lair.livejournal.com]

Personally I think being a ranger doesn´t necessarily means being dirty - that´s just ev0l talk behind rangers´ back from jealous admirers. *feels protective of ranger-image and looks suspiciously around*
Cleanliness is a virtue! *grabs nekkid!elf by the waist and jumps into sprinkly waterfall*
*hands over slippery soap while shamelessly enjoying to watch it drop*

*sparkly sound*

act2:
WOW!! Thank you for introducing me to the complexity of the signs (and I thought I was just a Taurus..lol) It´s very interesting, I´ve been reading tons of astro-pages already. Actually I´ve heard of Moon-signs and think I even have a book about it somewhere. *blushes*
Well, what I came up with.. *clears throat and feels very proud of myself on my first true astrological quest* is Taurus with Scorpio rising and a Sagittarian moon *nods sagely* Which as far as I understand (apart from the sunsign) in other words would mean something like; "Mysteriously wicked gypsie-soul with fanatic nature and sarcastic tendensies". *promotes self* =D
I´m not sure yet, since my mother can´t tell me the exact time of my birth and I´ll have to wait to ask my father (etc etc very interesting..) (btw. I´m almost sure I once knew this info myself, but I´m getting older it seems and am losing a bit of memory which is SO pissing me off!)*headdesk*

Your trinkets are safe. *hands up*
As far as nobody borrows things=computer!clothes!books without asking - omg!*flail*GAH! *snork*

I suspect that my obsession with words, languages, exotic cultures and the internet has a lot to do with my Gemini moon - as well as my tendency to ramble endlessly, go off on tangents and always try to read/write/do several different things at the same time.
But.. uhm. Wtf. I need to find my exact birthtime. Or maybe I simply wasn´t born on Earth. Yeah. *nods and wonders who rambles endlessly cos that would be...moi... and I would shut up if I could.. I think.. but I can´t. No. And you can´t either so we can ramble together and it´s lovely and there´s no actual limit on comment length, except that now it´s me rambling on in your journal.. heh.. and.. also sniggering at myself for being silly, yes*

You should also know that you are very fascinating, my dear. I can neither explain nor quote why because it´s all between the lines anyway.

[floatingleaf.livejournal.com]

*hands over slippery soap while shamelessly enjoying to watch it drop*

Hah. I just had this vision of Aragorn handing Legolas the soap and then sort of crouching down behind him, while the elf keeps singing happily and splashing around, totally oblivious. Or maybe just pretending to be totally oblivious?... ;P OMG that's a plot bunny right there!!!... *throws arms around your neck* :D

Taurus with Scorpio rising and a Sagittarian moon

That sounds extremely interesting. *nods sagely* ;) Taurus and Scorpio complement each other in many ways. They are both passionate, strong and willful, but while Taurus can be pretty laid back and hedonistic, Scorpio is very driven, ambitious, courageous, even intimidating... It's the archetypal "dark & brooding" sign - I totally see Aragorn as being a Scorpio, even though he was born in March, not November. Btw, Viggo has a lot of "Scorpioness" in him as well - his sun sign is Libra, but someone did a full horoscope for him somewhere online and he had a powerful conjunction of planets in Scorpio, or something. That supposedly meant he was extremely talented and creative and fearless... which he totally is.

But I digress. I definitely see some Scorpio in you, however little I know you by now (strangely, though, it feels like I know you much better than our brief acquaintance might suggest...;). And Sagittarius - that's a brave and creative sign too, of brilliant thinkers and exremely straightforward people who would give anyone their honest opinion, regardless of the circumstances.:D I have a significant Sagittarius element in my horoscope too - it's a certain point on the diagram that signifies inner self or something. I forget the full definition (a friend did the horoscope for me, years ago, and I am no longer in touch with her to ask questions... lol), but it supposedly means that I abhor falseness and that emotional sincerity is terribly important to me. Which is, basically, true. I am drawn to honest, straightforward people who play no games - even if their brutal sincerity can be painful sometimes. One of my best friends is a Sagittarius - and boy, does she blurt out the unrefined truth every once in a while... LOL.

Mysteriously wicked gypsie-soul with fanatic nature and sarcastic tendensies.

I like the sound of that.;P

nods and wonders who rambles endlessly cos that would be...moi... and I would shut up if I could.. I think.. but I can´t

Well... rambling certainly isn't restricted to Geminis.;)

You should also know that you are very fascinating, my dear. I can neither explain nor quote why because it´s all between the lines anyway.

*blushes and bats eyelashes for a while* ;)

I have the exact same feeling about you, somehow. <33333

[illuins-lair.livejournal.com]

OMG that's a plot bunny right there!!!
Hah! GAAAAHHH!!! *plotbunny-rolls around on floor while dying from hotness*
There´s a full moon tonight..*nods wickedly and imagines the hot!elf bending over*
*fans self* Have I mentioned you are such a tease???? *tries to breathe and behave appropriately*

"dark & brooding" sign and Scorpioness
Oh gods.. I may have something of Viggo in me after all...*sqirms and embraces my inner rangerspirit*
*then remembers the soap!incident and falls over in absolute lust*

And Orli..? *holds breath* I just know he´s a Capricorn..

strangely, though, it feels like I know you much better than our brief acquaintance might suggest...
I KNOW!! It´s wicked and marvelous and insanely sexy in ways that are against most online-principles I´ve ever had! *cough* (Well, maybe it´s the Scorpio in me?) *licks lips excitedly*
Or the Sagittarian side.. straightforward people who would give anyone their honest opinion, regardless of the circumstances
I do hold honesty in high regard, no matter if- as you said; brutal sincerity can be painful sometimes
And I see this side of you very clear; you´re sensually sensible while extremely truth seeking, not hiding your opinions.

I knew you were very special. Instantly, even though I understand it may sound a bit cliché. =/ *lowers lashes*
I think I very much admire the way you express yourself. I don´t know what it is but you seem to have a way with writing your way into my brain, and I sort of nod endlessly while reading, in a squee-y way jumping up and down on my chair. I adore your thoughts. It does sounds very morbid, I know… But I don´t know any other way to describe my fascination.

[floatingleaf.livejournal.com]

plotbunny-rolls around on floor while dying from hotness

You know what? I realize I sort of wrote this one already. There was no soap involved, but there was exhibitionistic Legolas bending over and voyeuristic Aragorn enjoying the view.:) I'll look for the link later, if you haven't found it already.:D

And Orli..? *holds breath* I just know he´s a Capricorn..

I'm afraid I don't have any info on Orli.:( He's definitely too much of an extrovert and social butterfly to be a typical Capricorn, so there must be some other strong influences present. On the other hand, Capricorns are very disciplined and serious about their work, pouring all their hearts into it - which is definitely true about him. *nods*

It´s wicked and marvelous and insanely sexy in ways that are against most online-principles I´ve ever had!

Yeah. I know what you mean. It's... incredible and a little bit scary, but in a good way.;) *shivers*

sensually sensible

Wow. That must be the most creative and interesting compliment I've ever been given. *blinks in amazement* <333

I don´t know what it is but you seem to have a way with writing your way into my brain, and I sort of nod endlessly while reading, in a squee-y way jumping up and down on my chair. I adore your thoughts.

This totally goes both ways, and it doesn't sound morbid at all (maybe it would if it wasn't mutual, but as it is... yeah, tell me more!...:P). Though I have to say I am really surprised that anyone would find this journal a fascinating read - it's so mundane and whiny, most of the time (well, except for the porn :P). We really must have some uncanny brain-connection going. *amazed headshake*

Oh, and your icon!... *approves* I have this manip saved somewhere, but I never saw it in icon-form. Not a very popular pairing in our male-centered fandom, so you get extra points for that.;)

(not that you NEED any extra points at this point, if you know what I mean... LOL)

*gets all flustered and shuts up*

[illuins-lair.livejournal.com]

I have no life, ok... =P

20) LOL Boobs are a keeper! "Time is a bitch on the complexion but puts wisdom in the wrinkles.." (yeah! I actually invented a proverb! OMG!I`M GONNA BE FAMOUSSSS!!!)
21) *has helpful image of Thelma&Louise running in my head* Will have to be something incredibly sexy and for a good cause then. The unicorn takes us wherever we want and fast! *whistles sekkrit unicorn-signal*
22) *swims*
23) Well, that can be easily arranged.. *innocent look*
24) the "tea-after-meals-girl" =)
25) Sparkly? *hopes*
26) Home is where the elf is *omg I can´t believe I actually said that* (yeah I´m all switched on elf!mood tonight...*g*)
27) The elvish ones perhaps.. *closes eyes and smiles*
28) "Reading is like breathing. I couldn't exist without it." I think you stole my breath with this. *gasps*
29) *ponders how much an average person swears and has no fucking idea* (*adds 26 Fuck´s for good measure*)
30) Fuck yeah! Hate commercials too. But you knew that already didn´t you? Since you have access to my brain and that. "Buy This, Buy That" GODDAMNIT i´M NOT BUYING SHIT only because of it, *stomps foot like 5-year-old*
(well I do of course buy things but I don´t trust some commercials to tell me what.)
*though I approve of any homoerotic adverts coming my way but that´s for the visual pleasure only. It´s not like I can buy those I mean. Which is such a shame really. *designs imaginary heaven and has now totally lost the point here*
31) *hands you looking-glass and camera for journey* (and Indiana Jones´hat)
32) Elf!heart... Ranger!Treat
33) *Gollum-sings & adds sushi to list of things to eat before retirement cos I´m one of those who never tried even the tiniest little whiff*
34) Simply put: Yes. (and I was going to add Thank god, but it didn´t really fit, so scratch that ok)

*looks into mirror*

Perfectly sane.

[floatingleaf.livejournal.com]

I have no life, ok... =P

Welcome to the club, darling.:D

I actually invented a proverb! OMG!I`M GONNA BE FAMOUSSSS!!!

The autograph line starts here.:D

23) You got handcuffs?... *blinks innocently* As long as they're stylish & comfy, I'm game.;D

25) I'm not so much for sparkly cars, but I'll let you paint flowers & unicorns on it.:P

Home is where the elf is

Now, THAT is pure stroke of genius RIGHT THERE. As in, Right there, Vig! Or something. *gets a little out of breath*

I approve of any homoerotic adverts coming my way but that´s for the visual pleasure only

Well now... THOSE are a different story. Those are a statement I totally agree with.:D

adds sushi to list of things to eat before retirement cos I´m one of those who never tried even the tiniest little whiff

Some people have a strong objection to eating raw fish. It doesn't bother me in the slightest, but I wouldn't force it on anyone.:P Of course, there's vegetarian sushi, too, if you are so inclined.:)

Perfectly sane.

Naaah... that would be boring. Sanity is SO overrated.:P

[illuins-lair.livejournal.com]

sorry I´m so damn late in replying - I slept away the whole week.

23) *looks at emty handcuffs-drawer* Ok, a few things to purchase perhaps. (No need to mention the presumed sparkliness.)

25) Wow. I´ll be damned. A unicorn!car!!! *gurgles*

Now, THAT is pure stroke of genius RIGHT THERE. As in, Right there, Vig! Or something. *gets a little out of breath*
*coughs and gets geniously hotz and bothered and... damnit - sparkly*

On the sushi-issue; I eat basically anything as long as it´s edible, my tastes are mixed or fucked up depending on how one looks at it. Vegetarian sushi? why not.

Sanity is SO overrated *sniggers* Now that is the truth of the fucking century!

*raises flag of insane-iness and dances around it at almost midnight completely knickerless and carefree*

[floatingleaf.livejournal.com]

*breathes a sigh of relief*

I was starting to get a little worried about your sudden disappearance.;)

I slept away the whole week.

Sometimes I SOOO wish I could do that... LOL.

*raises flag of insane-iness and dances around it at almost midnight completely knickerless and carefree*

That's my girl!... *stares shamelessly* :P

[illuins-lair.livejournal.com]

I started to fear myself that I had left earth and entered coma-state =/ *clings to unicorn and LJ-ground*

Missed you, dearest!

*pole-dances*

[illuins-lair.livejournal.com]

And to this insane post I´d also like to add:

18) The sparkle-effect:

..meaning I was all like Whoo!Wanna know!Wait!What?*mindgasm*OMG!I´m really stalking her/It´s ok she stalks me back/*sparkle*/insane! Connection!Woot!LOL!Squee!Channeling!Powerbottoming!AU-lovers!*halo*

(I should clearly work on my poetic side a bit)

[floatingleaf.livejournal.com]

I´m really stalking her/It´s ok she stalks me back

Like WHOA. :D :D :D *sparkles*

And your poetic side is in perfectly good shape. You have superb metaphor & stream-of-consciousness!skillz. :]

[illuins-lair.livejournal.com]

Sincerely; I am a mess, babe. But I know what I Love.

[floatingleaf.livejournal.com]

***HEARTS***

[illuins-lair.livejournal.com]

*demands immediate stop of Viggo-gasmic!material*

OMG I NEED MOAR ICONZZZZ!!!!

*falls ded*

[floatingleaf.livejournal.com]

Viggo-gasmic material cannot be stopped.:D

And we've hit 60 comments on a single post. *does a wild tribal dance to the moon*

[illuins-lair.livejournal.com]

You lurve me.. do you not...?

*bellydance-seduces*